Nick Stern: rich nations must pay for everything. Stern says that India must insist that everyone pays everything to that country. Stern also argues that only dinosaurs have seen heat as severe as 20 Celsius degrees in average.
United Nations agree: greenhouse gases emitted in India, as long as a holy cow is present, do not cause any global warming. So unlike those from other nations, they don't have to be reduced.
Poverty: United Nations also declare that unless action is taken, climate change will become the main source of inequality and poverty. In other words, a fight against global warming is fought in order to reduce inequality i.e. to decimate the economies of developed nations.
European Union: China should make a symbolic act concerning the emissions. The country with the highest total CO2 production doesn't have to do anything material but it should help the European comrades to harrass the American imperialists.
Emission impossible: Japan managed to reduce CO2 emissions by 1.3 percent in the last year but it is still 17 percent above the promised levels in 2008 which are 6 percent below the 1990 levels. Because the little boy only killed 0.2% of the Japanese, the government will have to order about 80 little boys to achieve the plans.
Britons: environmental concerns have a low priority, despite aggressive brainwashing by the media.
Debra Saunders: Boxer has figured out that global warming has caused an infection of a 14-year-old boy, San Diego wildfires, polar bear holocaust, and the Darfur crisis. Democrats have abandoned all reason and unified Nostradamus predictive science with Santa Claus economics.
Incompetent communists: are also caused by global warming. China has blamed a 40-trillion-liter annual water shortage on global warming. The four main enemies of the communist party are spring, summer, fall, and winter. ;-)
Via Benny Peiser.