## Thursday, April 01, 2010

### Barack Obama solves problems of America

Guam will tip over

Hank Johnson, a U.S. lawmaker (DEM), has figured out that the island of Guam is so small that it will tip over and capsize when a few more marines will put their feet onto the island. People also used to be ignorant about global warming, Johnson argues, so it's not surprising that they're ignorant about Guam's tipping point, too. This opinion is unfortunately very serious. Hat tip: Brendan S.