It just happened that the Nobel Prize - the medal plated with 24-carat gold - has been missing for weeks.
At least that's what Glauber's family says. Beaulieu says that he has nothing to do with the medal. His defense sounds logical: when you break into the home of a Nobel Prize winner, it's inconceivable that you could actually steal the Nobel Prize medal - especially if they also own a kitchen blender.
Well, I personally view this story as an entertaining one. By the way, I am also missing my historical signet of the royal city of Pilsen from 1307 which I received years ago... (Update September 2010: We found it!) Some other Nobel prize winners explain that they use a facsimile of the Nobel Prize medal (with brass) while others sent Glauber condolences. :-)
I won't send Glauber any condolences. After all, when I saw the headline for the first time, I thought that Glauber himself was missing which would arguably be more serious.
When Beaulieu visited Glaubers' home, the parrot was screaming at him:
Jesus is watching you!Beaulieu didn't believe in Jesus, so he didn't care. However, the parrot continued:
Jesus is watching you!
Jesus is our Pitbull.