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Al Gore, Tipper Gore separating

after 40 years of marriage...

Original w/ Czech subtitles...
Slovak 1995 edition...

It turned colder - that's where it (AGW) ends
So I told her we'd still be friends...

The separation was "a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration."

Gore spokeswoman Kalee Kreider confirmed the statement but declined to say whether she's gonna marry her boss and whether she wants to live with him in Nashville or Santa Barbara.

She recommended the Global Warming Menopause Song to those who ask too many questions about the event.

Sexual assault

The likeliest #1 reason behind the separation is the 2006 sexual assault of Al Gore on a massage therapist in Portland, Oregon. Listen to the interview with the woman.

In the last sentence, BBC explains that she didn't complain earlier because her friends told her that she could save the world from global warming by hiding the audacity of Gore's giant tool.

The Japanese had spy cameras in the hotel and here is their cartoon reconstruction. ;-)

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