After you understand string theory, don't forget about inertia, either. ;-)
When the SJWs fired him and tried to erase him from the history of the Universe, a vacuum was created at MIT.
The sensible people at MIT were thinking about a way to fill this vacuum. After many meetings, the committee decided to hire a new string theory professor who is especially good at teaching, someone like Barton Zwiebach #2 but someone who can achieve an even more intimate contact with the students.
At the end, it became clear that they had to hire Prof Collins and her mandatory physics class on string theory is shown above. It is not too demanding even though e.g. the readers of texts by Mr Smolin or Mr Woit – or these not so Gentlemen themselves – may still find the material too technical.
But the rest will surely enjoy it. ;-)
Someone could think that this affiliation with MIT is just a joke but I assure you that Dr Paige Hopewell from the Bikini Calculus lecture above has been an excellent nuclear physicist affiliated with the MIT. While at Purdue, she would win an award in 2007, and so on.
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